eviscera:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

thegoodsonisbad:

yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

i guess this trip was really

the cream of the crop

Why, are you admirang salmon reproductive styles and would prefer us not to fish for puns?

i think you’re just setting up a red herring to draw the attention away from yourself

i can already see how badly these puns will escaleate

i’ll have your head on a pike if you don’t knock it off

its over

our fates are sea eeled

these jokes make me puke like i got salmonella 

THERES MORAY THESE COMING

you’re doing this shit on porpise 

are you shore about that accuseation

i’ll feel a wave of relief when this shit is done with

YOU WILL ROE THIS DAY, THE CONTINUED FLAGRANT EGGSOLENCE DISPLAYED WHEN̶͈̜̆͞ ̸̮̼̹͚͗́͐Ị̧̗̣̞͕̻̖̲̄̐M̸̥͙̟͛̔̅̇͘͞ ̴̫̠͙̣̲ͨS̨̞̜̼̭͓̝̮͉͇̊ͩ̆͒̈̈̋̚͡P̶̠̙̙̖̝͇̲̱͇ͥ͊̌̅̎ͨE̫̱̼̯̅̽͂͋̊̈́̑ͧ͞A̝̼͔̍̿͡K̷͍̙̜̮̹̰̗̊̏͊ͯ̀Ĩ̢̪̥͚̲͇̘̥̓̄͜Ń̪̞́̂̐ͨ̿͑̎̇G̘͔͚ͥ̅ͣ͌ͮͧ̈́ͦ̕ ͎͕͙̬̖͖̙͑̍̈̏ͧ̓̈́͆ͭͅT͇̗͔̏͛͂͊͑Ŏ̶̧̫̜̣͇̜̗ͣͯ̆͡ ̷̡̬̮͚͈̻̭̲̝̙͎͚̭̹̆͑̊̊̌͑ͬ͆̂̄ͯ͌̂ͬ͘͜͟Y̧̦͍̩̮̫͔̲̗̻̪̤̠̔̉̍̅̆̋̽̍̈́̾̅̄͌̏ͯͮ̐̔͘͞ͅǪ̛̰̟̲͈̻̻̎͊ͧ̍͗ͧ̋ͤͨ̾͞U̧̜̮̬̫̭̻̰͓̘ͧ̎̄ͪ̌͑̋̾̍ͮ͗ͪ́

carlos…………

(via 08-08-93)

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

CHRIS HEMSWORTH HAS THE DERP TO END ALL DERPS.

the fuCKING FIRST ONE CHRIS U OK?

The first one makes me think he bounced on water.

i cant breathe im laughing too hard get the ambulance

omg sweetie

u ok

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(Source: aprilspink, via elizabetgomes)

mynameisgrey:

t0rchwood:

Me and Karen often call him the Moff, bit like the Hoff, but clever and Scottish and pale. He’s a bad but funny dancer, and he has a sort of wonderful pensity to be brilliantly cantankerous about the world, which is one of the things I love about him. He makes me laugh, I hope he keeps fighting for many years to come.

↪Matt Smith on Steven Moffat

#HAHAHAHAHA MATT IN A SUIT TRYING TO LOOK LIKE AN ADULT MAN ACTING LIKE A PROFESSIONAL SERIOUS HUMANPERSON HAHAHA #LOOK AT YOU IT’S LIKE YOU CAN BARELY CONTROL YOUR LIMBS AT THIS POINT AND BENEDICT’S ENTIRE BODY HAS TO AVOID GETTING HIT IN THE FACE BY YOU #AND THEN YOUR FACE AND YOUR HAIR AREN’T HELPING OH GOD HOLY GOD OH MY GOD I CANT

Moffat doesn’t laugh with his eyes.  Why is no one pointing this out.  WHY IS NO ONE POINTING THIS OUT.

(via elizabetgomes)

starkwaters:

Each impressing the fuck out of a Lannister like the HBIC she is

(Source: mellonball)

(Source: fit-forgood, via 08-08-93)

theepichumor:

I am the master of screenshots

(Source: tooshaknowsbest, via rumbleroarforever)

brosephthunder:

touchmestephengomez:

just when you think you’ve seen it all, the internet throws pregnant hitler at you.

JUST W A T

(Source: touchmejohncgomez, via rumbleroarforever)

marceline655:

<3

mercuryminds:

Chloe Moretz

Maisie Williams doing the Cinnamon Challenge

(Source: astormofsorrow, via elizabetgomes)

sneadly:

WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF 

I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER 

(via elizabetgomes)

(Source: letitrainasunnyday, via lulz-time)

sir-yessir:

#UNIVERSAL ANGLE OF HETEROSEXUAL LONGING

(via elizabetgomes)

(via rumbleroarforever)

(Source: come-crawling-faster, via nalbant)